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Granted, but now he likes Barney. I wish my book would write itself.

Granted, but now headaches get worse. I wish I hadn't messed up my mac n cheese.

Granted but it's so easy it's boring. I wish I wasnt bored.

Granted, but now nobody likes it but you. I wish I could sing better.

Granted but you're the only person who wants them and the store doesnt want them to go to waste. You now have 50 million pumpkins that you dont know what to do with. I wish I had my own apartment.

Granted but tickets sell out before you can get one. I wish I had a robot that did my chores.

Granted but now you get yourself in trouble. I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want without having to worry about health consequences.

Granted but now youre so happy you can't sleep. I wish I could train my dog to use the toilet so I won't have to scoop poop.

Granted but now everything but the curse words are censored. I wish I could go to the Pokemon world.

Granted, now he's a genius and you're the dumbarse. I wish I knew how to program games.

Granted but now you have to save the world. Saving the world is dangerous. I wish I was a dragon.

Granted but a witch turns you into a frog. I wish I had more food in my house.

Granted, but your character brings a bunch of friends over when you're not home and they make a huge mess and refuse to clean it up. I wish I would stop making stupid mistakes.

Granted, now we cant read what everyone's saying. I wish I had a real sword.

Granted but now all girls love diamonds so much that they lose interest in boys, resulting in the extinction of the human race. I wish a comic con would come to my town.

Granted but it's a piece of atomic waste. I wish I could snap my fingers and my room would clean itself.

Granted but you live the life of a stinky hobo. I wish I was a dragon.

Granted but you find something fun to do, and its illegal and the cops show up. I wish I hadnt fell down the stairs and hurt my butt today.

Granted but it's Ezlo and he won't shut up. I wish I had a purple helicopter.

Granted but now you dont know any other Zelda related words. I wish my trampoline wasnt broken.

Granted but it's monopoly money. I wish I could teleport everywhere I want.

Granted but it's all rotten/stale/etc. I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted but now you dont worry about anything, even things that are dangerous. You die in a freak accident. I wish I knew where my cat is.

Granted but you buy one on ebay, and they rip you off and send you an empty cardboard box. I wish I had WW.

Granted, but the person you give the gift to hates it. I wish that thing about Nintendo announcing MM 3ds on the supposed end of the world wasnt a hoax.

Granted but its made out of legos. I wish my book would write itself.

Granted, but you have to pay back every penny to the government in a year or else you go to jail. I wish my life wasnt so boring.

Granted, but it's 50 shades of grey :lol: I wish I had a wii u.

Granted, but now you have to dump the trash. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but a tall guy sits in front of you and you can't see the movie. I wish I had more money.

Granted, but they kick you out because they dont like you. I wish there would stop being so many school/mall/theater/etc shootings.

No bake cookies dont have raw eggs in them, they're chocolate and oatmeal. But anyway... Granted, but the person who kisses you is Overly Attached Girlfriend. I wish I could soar through the sky with Nyan Cat.

Granted, but you always run into walls. I wish I could have a no bake cookie right now.

Granted, but you get killed by bandits. I wish I had musical talent.

Granted, but they're all broken/scratched copies. I wish I had a pet dragon.

Granted, but the people you dont like send an elephant to poop on you. I wish my dad wasn't allergic to cats.

Granted, but now you can only pick things up with both hands. You are paralyzed everywhere else. I wish I had a million dollars.