Granted, you are now a famous nba player and you don't know if the girl loves you for you or because you're rich and famous
I wish I had a fishbowl with some cool feesh in it
Joke's on you I don't care what people think
Granted, you're so good at it you're regarded as an authority and your life becomes centered on picking colors.
I wish I could draw better
Granted, it's ultra violet and we all get cancer. ninja'd
Granted, when the Twili curse comes you lose your memory like Ilia did and since you're not friends with the protagonist you never get it back and lose your identity and become a total simp for Midna.
I wish I was good at stuff