Granted, but time moved too fast, making it December 26, so you missed Christmas.
I wish I knew what that gif of that colorful... thing in your sig is.
Granted, but he hacks the site and bans us all so he can have all the Zelda Dungeon-y goodness to himself.
I wish for a wish that would grant me a wish for a wish to wish that I would stop saying wish so much.
(^ try saying that ten times fast.)
Granted, but the world collapses and you are hurtled into an empty void surrounded by shards of your broken reality.
I wish I could fly high in the sky without having to rhyme all the darn time.
Granted, but the Cookie Monster eats you instead of them because he was too drunk and couldn't tell the difference.
I wish for a magic muffin.
EDIT: Ninja'd three times in a row.... Woah....
Granted, but you will be forced to listen to 26 hours of Lady Gaga. Escape will be impossible. See if you can last more ten seconds.
I wish I won't get ninja'd again.
EDIT: Too late. WHY?
Granted, but it comes to life from the dictionary and steals your girlfriend by swooning her with cupcakes.
I wish I knew what I want, what I really really want.
EDIT: Big Octo ninja'd me.