Granted but you suck so bad that level 1 AI can beat you rendering it almost pointless to play
I wish i had nacho's and cheese raining down in a fiery hell killing all but me, doing no harm to me and they taste awesome.
Granted now you start working and discover how to create a stable nuclear fission reactor which then kills you due to the radiation.
I wish for chicken
Granted you start making minor progress when the game crashes and will not start up again.
I wish i had an infinite pile of shotgun shells that would fire at what i'm aiming at and not do any harm to me.
Granted your food has become sentient and determined to eat you.
uses shotgun on Fangirls
I wish i had more shotgun shells that'd fire and actually do something deadly to those shot at and not at me
Granted but you lose every fight and are an incompetent jedi, you soon die to a stormtrooper.
I wish people would stop hunting me and just join the Cult
Granted but it ignores your commands and destroys you perpetuating your never ending life death cycle.... Poor you
I wish people would follow the might Vix'thra THE UNDYING LORD OF BLOOD
Ghirahim appears and rejects you and licks your dog instead
I HAVE MY ULTIMATE POWER, FROCE YOU GAVE ME MY WISH MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't need no corrupted wish thread i can grant me own wishes now :P
Also i wish Froce was a turtle :P
Granted but now you are trapped in a never ending cycle of death and your memories will stretch on shaping each new future of yours
(i did state nothing Bad, **** flavored icecream is bad)
I wish i had a well of souls................. You don't need to know why
Granted but now all they do is have electrifying sex destroying all electronics in a 3 mile radius.
Hmmm dunno what to wish for, i am truely immortal and able to kickstart wars as i please.....
I WISH FOR INFINITE ICE CREAM THAT CANNOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER
Granted now you have a synthesizer that sounds like an Ocarina badly carved in wood.
(also that's not a curse to me :P, I GOT MY WISH IN TRUTH AND CORRUPTED)
I wish i had A Pizza that'd Regenerate, never rot not change not even able to harm and me to always enjoy pizza
Granted but now your ocarina summons the smell of a thousand farts killing you with the fumes slowly and agonizingly
I wish i wasn't allergic to anything and could just be truly immortal
Granted but the Ocarina is an octave too high making everything sound like a whining cat and each song will set you on fire.
I wish i wasn't allergic to chocolate.
Granted you've been mistaken for a normal apple and thrown in a cider press, your blood has been squeezed of blood which now ferments with the cider and your discarded corpse fed to pigs.
Somehow i'm okay with the Chocolate and Eels....
Wish the eels didn't harm me in any way
Granted but you lack the funds to be able to own these devices and they will only last five minutes before dying.
I wish for ULTIMATE CHAOS.... in the form of a golden apple.
Granted you are taken to the realm of tolkien but unfortunately it's the age of man, everything interesting has happened all they do now is work in offices.
I wish for Chaos
Granted, but it only speaks in a language you don't understand while simultaneously insulting you each time you attempt to change it's language
I wish my Tardis was bigger on the Inside but the RIGHT size on the outside.
Granted, but you become horrible distorted by the things you view and the fact you travel through time with nor protection, over time you literally become a time zombie hell bent on killing your prior self to stop this horrible existence
I wish i had a Tardis
You 3DS downloads properly but your battery will always die before it finishes downloading.
Wait how can i die? I am undead as well as the grim reaper?
Wish i had rust remover.
Granted but you die instead of your parents.
I wish.... no actually i don't to wish :P I have Midas Touch and i am undead as well as the grim reaper.... I am basically immortal now MWUHAHAHAHAHA.... but....
I wish i had satanic pie
Granted but the only tech you gain is how to make a shell
I wish gold didn't kill me (In all technicality my last wish shoulda cleared that up but meh corrupt a wish n all)
You get your wish but they then turn into thousands of tiny yapping dogs that have the abilities of piranha.
I wish i hadn't been burned but was still alive and well with my midas touch
Granted but it dies less than a minute later.
I wish for Edam Cheese that will eternally renew itself and never spoil or suffer any misfortunes but can cause them to people i dislike as i eat the cheese.