That's the joke :P
Granted, but they're rules from a really buggy video game and you find yourself unable to complete any type of task.
I wish it would stop raining.
Granted, but the thread becomes mobbed and you can't say a word without being brutally ninja'd. And I was just noticing that, but I'm about done for the night anyway.
I wish someone else would take my place in having a one-on-one conversation here with Atsuma :P
Granted, but it's a real d-bag. Like, a huge one.
I wish that my stepmother wouldn't make obligations to me and then break them at such a late time that I can't arrange for someone else to take them on.
Granted, but without limitations you can't seem to take yourself away from the monitors. Your grades plummet as all of your relationships crumble due to your obsession with the internetz.
I wish I had a bagel. Simple wish for a change.
Wait, I was ninja'd by someone who was ninja'd. Where the...
Granted, but the knowledge is so enlightening that you curse yourself for not realizing it earlier, and fall into a deep depression as a result.
I wish I didn't have so much crap in my room.
Granted, but you also adopt a postman's work ethic. The kind of work ethic that doesn't allow you to run away from certain death.
I wish I had one of those games where you tilt the box around and try to get the balls to stay in one specific place. Actually, I just wish I knew the name of such a...
Granted. Apparantly Majora and Fierce Deity once owned a small business but Majora muscled FD out once business started picking up, creating the centuries old feud between them.
I wish the scene after TP's first jousting match wasn't so overdramatic.
Granted, but it's something like "The Legend of Zelda:Link's Big Poo-bah".
I wish that I could choose my own book to read in English rather than the archaic and tired texts we're assigned to read.
Granted, but you can't fly them. They're just out there in the background with no explanation as to why they're there.
I wish the magic meter would come back in Zelda Wii.
Granted, but Pokémon are out now, so you're too embarrased to show them off.
I wish I was ninja-proof.
EDIT: Oh, how ironic. I get ninja'd when I wished I was ninja proof.
Granted. We live in a perfect world, but it's boring.
I wish people would stop trying to come up with "clever" ways to make their wishes uncorruptible.
I have no idea why but this put me in hysterics :D
Anyway, granted, but it all of the other characters are too intimidated to fight anymore.
I wish it were July so I wouldn't have to worry about the ACT, AP tests, SAT 2 subject tests, regents, etc.
No.
I wish that everyone would understand that I rejected his wish to preserve the space-time continuum.
RAWRGGGG I've been ninja'd.
Anyway, granted. Your birthday was better. But now no other birthday can ever measure up, and you have nothing to look foward to.
I wish that I was ninja-proof.
Granted. A flaming koala just flew in through your window and is proceeding to devour all of your prized possessions. Bored? ;)
I wish spring break didn't end today.
Granted, but everyone overidolizes you, to the point where they break into your house and watch you as you sleep (and I meant to write "I wish I could have pie")
I wish that the internet wasn't such an easy place to get into an argument.
Granted, but you become so enveloped within your fan fic that you begin to think that it's reality and are incarcerated in an asylum.
Crap, forgot a wish. Ummm...... I wish Metroid Prime 2 wasn't so friggin difficult.
Crap again. I've been ninja'd.