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Wait, so there's still a possibility?

SHUT THE #$%& UP GOAT MAN!! Rinku...please...

Proceeds to download sassy redhead image...

Well...I... I can't really think of anything else right now...*Maron replies sadly between sobs* I...

Ironically, despite everyone being weird about her, I love Purah's personality. And Malon's. And Nabooru's. And Midna's. And- Okay, I think I'm sensing a pattern. Plus, it does help that they are pretty hot.

Yeah... Don't blame ya. I was slightly disappointed myself that Purah wasn't in there.

Stop making me cry! *Maron begins to sob on Rinku's chest* Why do you have to be the hero...?!

I- OR FOR THE LOVE OF HYLIA!!! I DO EVERY SINGLE THING IN MY POWER TO KEEP YOU ALIVE, AND THEN YOU DIE TO A #$%&%$# GOAT?!? Whywhywhywhy...

What. The #$%&. Did you do to him.

Epona! Let me up! *Epona bent her knees so Maron could get on* Good girl! Now, go to my bag. It's right by Aine's stall. *The mare understood the assignment and went over and brought Maron to her bag.* Okay, let me off now. *She begins looking for the fairy bottle that she kept with her, the...

Augh! Ow... Why... Rinku! Oh Hylia... I need to get a fairy... Hang on! *Tries to stand up* GAH! I- I- no... I wasn't even hit! Why am I in pain...?

*Maron sneaks up behind the goat*

Rinku? What's goi- Oh great. HANG ON! *Goes and grabs the cattle prod* mind if I lend a hand? Actually, don't answer that. *attempts to swing at the creepy ghost goat thing.*

Mine isssss! Who's your fave?

No, pbth. I technically can't even have ZD, it counts as social media, which is banned for the 18- humans in my house.

You better! Okay, I need to go make something. I'm starving. *Maron, not wanting to stress Rinku out even more, decides against questioning what was wrong with him. She could tell that whatever he saw, it scarred him for life.*

All I need YOU to do is go hang out with Epona. Poor girl's probably been missing you like crazy. I might think of something later, though. Not today, though.

I'm not screenshotting these! Not..at...all.........

Ehhh, hospitality shmospitality. Think of it as free therapy. You earned it.

Uhhh I was gonna make Malon...

DANG IT THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!! I guess I could settle for a holodeck.

holy mother of death mountain heat... So, how's it feel to know you don't have to live in a tree anymore?

Haaa...home. Oh crap. Just remembered the roof. *Maron looks up at the roof* actually, it's not that bad. I figured there'd be a hole.

Well you weren't supposed to! Let's get out of here. Zeruda, teleport me to Lon Lon. Rinku too.

Hahaha! You heard that...?

Okay then! I was kinda hoping you'd wanna stay in my room...Oh well...I can get started as soon as this is over!

You are NOT sleeping in a barn. I can make another room connecting to the foyer, I guess. It might take around a week, though...

The Ranch is always open... I mean we don't have a spare room, but...

Ah... But...undone? That's the word choice?

What do you mean by that? *Holds Rinku.*

Rinku...? Are you... *Maron runs over to Rinku's side, oblivious to Phantom Ganon, yet strangely not hearing the organ music.*

Welp, see ya! *Jumps after Rinku* Holy shimmer... What the...

Why...?

RINKU! THERE WILL BE NONE OF ME RETURNING!!! What if you died? HMM? I wouldn't be able to do anything! I collected more fairies, by the way. I'll be fine.

Rinku! Hey! *Maron catches up to Rinku* What's up? You gonna tell me what you saw the other day?

*Maron nods and follows Daku*

Too freaking bad! Where's Rinku?

Ah- *Paralyzed* Hey, what? *Smites that creep* *Maron hears voices from the chamber below her. She jumps off the railing, and falls behind the group of Links.*

I mean yeah I voted for adult Malon....She's hot man!

Ugh! I know this place is a torture chamber, but also like, can we get a mop? *She takes out another Gibdo* There's so much blooooooooood!

Oh my Gibdo....Hmm? *A thunderspear appears in Maron's hand* Now we're talking! *The electricity takes out the horde in an instant, allowing Maron to continue on.*

Oh sh- *Randomly phases through the wall* WHAT THE ACTUAL FARM WAS THAT?!

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Move it, Reaper.

Maron: Oh...Zeruda? Yuri? Hello? *Maron looks around* crap... Yuri's the most trained in this...Oh Hylia...*Maron enters the temple, terrified.* Rinku! Daku? Ditir? Wolfy? Hello? *Her voice echos through the dark hall.* Ew, is that blood?!

Zeruda: Sidon, is that statue of Wild r-r-RIDING you, still in Zora's Domain? Maron: Oh thank Hylia. Oh, did Rinku tell you ab-

Shut up. XD

Ooc: Well, he is a child... should be a fairly easy target.

Zeruda: Yuri...At least Ditir's single... Maron: So... Daku... How are your feelings on my...y'know... escaping? We good?