granted, but this magic requires a 'payment' just like full metal alchamist with the whole 'in order to do good one must give something valued in return' deal
I wish for cheesecake
granted, but you realize it is insainely bitter and makes you throw up blood. but you are forced to finished it because axle is always watching
I wish the next person can fly
granted, but those fictional characters have to fight off hordes of orcs or something and then the protagonist of their series (i dont know, whatever they're from) shoots lightning EVERYWHERE and they leave you because they fall in love with... lets say.... I dont know cel-shaded deku or...
granted, but it learns to talk and think on its own so it gets it's own reality tv series and makes so much money. however that pony never returns your calls so you dont get a cut.
I wish that I had assassin's creed 2
granted, but it is offically decared that pens are illegal in everywhere
I wish for me not to care if something is badly exicuted, I am talking about poorly made games
granted, but it only lasts one second longer (XP not creative)
I wish for them to make more (for a while) episodes of 'Kenichi: the mighiest diciple" because... I CANT DEAL WITH THE HEARTBREAK ANY MORE!!!!!!!
great, but your music is so awesome everyone pirates it and you lose a lot money
I wish that people respected Duane and BrandO for the geniuses they are
granted, but it runs so well you can't stop watching it and it consumes you life. or something
I wish for people to stop asking me what my signature means and just get it
all right, but your arms start beating you up uncontrolibly
I wish for.... well I really dont want anything so... the next person's wish not to come true, but to bee corrupted that it does come true (paradox?)
ok, it's so blue though no one can fall asleep and everyone hates you and they explode
I wish for for the person that corrupts this wish to not corrupt this wish
granted, but it makes you addicted to them and you sell your things just for invincimushroom money and then your addiction comes out of hand and you have to have an intervention
i wish for metal slug to be slightly more awesome
granted, but your friend goes crazy and does the exact opposite of the rules... and then gets banned from the internet everywhere
I wish for awesomesauce
granted, but really nothing at all happens
(btw it's pronounced MetaPwn, with the capitals... jk)
i wish for ever reader of this sentance to have a foot long beard