Granted, but that gold chunk is strapped to a bomb which explodes as soon as you see it, thus making you DIE.
I wish that I had the power to make things DIE.
Granted, but it doesn't matter because a theif comes into your house and steals it.
I wish I was a Hero from Final Fantasy.
'DOH, NINJA'D!
Granted, but the pie has acid filling and the second you take a bite, it burns right through you and kills you.
Well, ZF, I'll grant your previous wish because it hasn't been corrupted yet.
Granted, but you are blamed for dealing drugs instead.
I wish for a Life Shroom.
Granted, but everything else is absolutely pathetic and ZW spells the downfall of Zelda.
I wish Nintendo would incorperate realistic cel shading in Zelda Wii as the graphical style.
'DOH, NINJA'D!
Granted, but then Ganon takes your i-Pod and beats you senseless with it.
Granted. It contains no evil, but rather it contains annoying monkeys who burst out of it and destroy your stuff.
I wish I could go to Johto and have a real Pokemon adventure.
'DOH, NINJA'D!
Granted, but instead you get nothing but Dora the Explorer movies and stuff like that.
Granted, but as soon as you unbox it you find a colony of acid spitting, flesh and metal and plastic eating ants that spit acid on your face and eat you alive!
I wish I had a green floppy hat that can store infinite amounts of stuff inside.
...could post YouTube videos and good quality game footage.
'DOH, NINJA'D!
Granted, SuperSilly, but you get sucked in and you are forced to um... *looks up the main goal of Harvest Moon games* farm and you realize that you are not cut out for it and end up really disliking it.
Use my...
Granted, but nobody trusts you because you have the powers of two incredibly dangerous demons and you have no friends and your family disowns you.
I wish I people would realize that 3-D isn't good for absolutely EVERYTHING.
Darn, so many ninjas! First athenian got ninja'd, then me by him, and now you by me! What are the odds?!
Anywho, granted, but that's because YouTube died.
It hasn't been corrupted yet so... I wish I could find the dedication to train my Pokemon.
Granted. Your knee does not hurt because you are dead.
I wish I had could find the dedication to train my Pokemon.
Darn. Ninja'd by a guy who apparently also got ninja'd.
Granted, but the bag is so huge you can't carry it and when you open it to mine for the coins, you get crushed by the...
Granted, but then it gets incredibly boring.
I wish I could get a copy of Final Fantasy IV for DS with the original instruction booklet, original box, and game completely intact.
Granted, but next year on your birthday you find yourself in a tower near a tropical island and you have to wear really unfitting clothes for the weather and your little sister gets kidnapped by a giant bird.
I wish for my sister to stop annoying me so much.
Darn, I got ninja'd by a person...
Granted, but it's horrible and makes Nintendo go bankrupt.
I wish Microsoft and Sony wouldn't blatantly copy Nintendo's ideas and pass them off as their own *cough*PlayStation Move and Project Natal*cough cough*
Granted, but the tension between you and your fellow cast members is so high, they all end up stabbing you with a knife repeatedly unttil you're dead while you're taking a shower.
I wish I had a a Magical Boomerang.
Granted, but the difficulty goes downhill lower than that of a first grade educational game and it completely ruins the game.
I wish I had a slushy.
'DOH NINJA'D!
Granted but you end up laughing so hard you die because you think the concept is incredibly silly and stupid.
Use my wish...
Granted, but Nintendo broke many laws with the game and they get sued by a lot of people, meaning no more Nintendo gaming.
I wish my stomach ache would go away.
Granted, but Ganon rises and kills Link, thus going on to corrupting and ruling it the way he wanted to.
I wish the human computer evolution (of us into human/computer hybrids) would come soon so I could become part computer.
Granted, but it turns out Hylian Knights have a lot more work than you thought, and you go crazy from the obscene amount of work you must do.
I wish I had a lvl 4 sword with which to destroy the fifty character limit.
Granted but said Link is depicted in a few ways that I would be breaking the rules by detailing, and you get permabanned for it.
I wish I could figure out where to start my fanfic.
Granted, but it's horrible and thus it condemns the series to be labeled as the most horrible books to pass for entertainment to date.
I wish I could go into games and be Link when playing a Zelda game.
Granted, but you just created a wild time paradox and shut down the universe because it had to perform an illegal operation to do both.
I wish for one million dollars (in a single bill!).
Granted, but all our pollution on land ends up destroying us all on the sea and the Earth is rendered a dead planet again.
I wish aliens came to earth to help us to destroy our filthy dependance on fossil fuels and other polluting sources of energy.
Granted but then I take it for a spin, crash it, kill it, but teleport out unscathed with you still making payments.
I wish info on Pokemon Generation V would be announced soon.
Granted but then Vaati turns you to stone and sucks the Light Force out of you because you emulated him.
I wish I could remember SOMETHING about the original Pokemon Gold and Silver versions.
Granted but then Shigeru Miyamoto and Eiji Aonuma fly off into the Forest and no longer get involved with Zelda, the next game flops, and then it becomes a series everyone hates and has no respect for.
I wish I had a real working lvl 2 Roc's Feather.
Granted but it is radioactive and you die from RAD (measure of radioactivity) poisoning.
I wish I had the power to shoot lazer beams from my Master Sword replica.
Granted but then four renegade multicolored Links come to your house and take all the money, then seal you in the Four Sword.
I wish I was the Hero of Time.