Granted, but you are beaten down by a mob of people who are angry that you didn't use the wish to further their wants.
I wish my friend Vlad would pay me the 36 grand he owes me.
Granted, but the economy collapses and your 3 million $2 bills will only buy you a small Coke at McDonalds.
I wish nothing bad could happen to this wish.
Granted, but you are removed with videogamenerd's wish due to your stupidity in not realizing that my hair grew back!(that would be interesting to see if this was a new page)
With that cleared up, I wish foar a hat that fits whilst I have my hair!
I'm not sure how that happened...
Anyways, granted, but it's moldy.
I wish for a fedora and to live in a world identical to ours, except for the fact that hipsters aren't lame.