Granted but unforetunitly you're not as good as a fighter as Link and you're slain in your first battle.
I wish Married With Children was back on the air.
Granted, you are now also in church too. Your prayers actually matter but you never wish for things you really want, just for things others want.
I wish I could be an Alien.
Granted but your essence is ripped apart into several quantum dimentions where each part experiences the wants but then disolves into nothingness.
I wish for un-corrupted wishes (I asked this before but never got a true granted, just someone telling me to go someplace else. Try to be more...
Granted but as you move slowly, the entire world moves rapidly; causing you to live until the world ends (About two minutes, your time)
I wish I could make un-corrupted wishes