Steal the Triforce!

[Triforce King]

I switch out the Turkey, Triforce gave to Dekunut poisoning his family and watch as they go to war, i then shank the winner (triforce) in the spine paralyzing him for eternity and run off with the triforce in a weirdness bubble

That wasn't me you shank, that was a decoy. I then got behind you with a master sword replica, and stabbed you in the back. triforce is still mine.

 

[Jirohnagi]

That wasn't me you shank, that was a decoy. I then got behind you with a master sword replica, and stabbed you in the back. triforce is still mine.

NUUU MY TIMELINE THEORY

realizes that Triforce has run off with a fake triforce because i accidentally stole the decoy, i go to retrieve the real one and find it is missing.

 

[DekuNut]

Because you put it inside the yurkey you gave me a few posts ago by accident. Delicious turkey...

 

[Jirohnagi]

Nuuuuu not the triforce... Dammit now i am forced to extremes.

Ties Dekunut to a gurney and vivisects him claiming the triforce from his stomach, as a show of friendship i put cake in their instead and give him another 3 stomachs.

 

[DekuNut]

The cake is a lie my friend.
I sue you for false cake and win the Triforce

 

[Zelda18]

I figure you are too weak from surgery to chase me, so I take the Triforce out of your hand and run away.

 

[Jirohnagi]

How did you survive that fall?

Kidnaps zelda and steals the triforce from them, then i sell them to ganondorf.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

I summon giant laser shooting skulls and wipe out zelda and ganondorf and anyone in my way. Taking the triforce easily. I then send destroy any payment Shiro might have gotten with a storm of bones.

 

[DekuNut]

I talk to Shigeru Miamoto, and he makes it canon that I control the laser-shooting skulls, and I use them to destroy Spite as well.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Contacts Miyamoto for THEM

Unleashes Tampura Wizards on Spite and Eggplant Wizards on Deku, fleeing with the Triforce i leave behind Hewdraw to draw off the fire......... Huehuehuehue

 

[SpiteChaotic]

After being destroyed. I make a deal with Hades. I come back and have full immunity from the underworld forces. I get a giant basketball to crush shiro. "Get dunked on" I chuckle and take the tri force.

 

[DekuNut]

You see Shaq sprinting towards you with me on his shoulders. He picks up the giant basketball and punches you with it, and I gift the Triforce to him.

 

[Jirohnagi]

I get him incarcerated then brutally murdered by an inmate, i then raid his home in false police gear and steal the triforce, promptly selling it on Ebay and Amazon.

 

[DekuNut]

I bet $10 on Ebay

 

[SpiteChaotic]

I use the buy now option for 15$ I put the triforce in a display case.