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Let's Settle This Debate Once and For All...

Mellow Ezlo

Spoony Bard
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Dec 2, 2012
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eh?
Gender
Slothkin
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Which orientation is correct and which is completely and totally objectively wrong? Discuss!
 

Kylo Ken

I will finish what Spyro started
Joined
Aug 10, 2011
Location
Ohio
Really just put it next to you. Tp holders are a waste of space, money, and effort
 

Jamie

Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out...
Joined
Feb 23, 2014
Gender
trans-pan-demi-ethno-christian-math-autis-genderfluid-cheesecake
This right here, take my rupes. No reson to buy a holderam
Scenario:
You wipe your butt hole and accidentally get some stray feces on your hand. How do you safely grab a piece of TP from a stray roll without contaminating the whole batch?
 

Kylo Ken

I will finish what Spyro started
Joined
Aug 10, 2011
Location
Ohio
Scenario:
You wipe your butt hole and accidentally get some stray feces on your hand. How do you safely grab a piece of TP from a stray roll without contaminating the whole batch?

You lick the feces off, allowing you to grab the tp without getting any on it.
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
Scenario:
You wipe your butt hole and accidentally get some stray feces on your hand. How do you safely grab a piece of TP from a stray roll without contaminating the whole batch?
Use you're fingertips like a real nigga would to grab 2 ply instead of the entire roll, wipe your bootyhole and wash it with an anal doiche/enema, then sanitize the area with hospital-grade disinfectant*

*protip, chemicals marked hospital-grade can and will kill you so under NO circumstances are you to injest or otherwise absorb that ****. It is not fruitpunch, I promise you that.
 

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