Recent content by thePlinko

Never, because that’s stupid. There’s no depth to a civilization that only has a name attached to it. They were nothing more than theorist bait. At least Majora’s Mask didn’t pretend that the tribe that created it was any more important than it actually was.

Except TotK wasn’t our introduction to the Zonai, BotW was. Literally every other species in the series at least showed us what they looked like in the first game.

Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore Of all the games I’ve played so far this year, this is the one I was looking forward to the most. Overall I found it to be kinda underwhelming. It’s incredibly easy, and I beat it in only about 2.5 hours. The bosses especially are an absolute joke, and I’m not...

What impression of depth? There was a single name and some generic “ruins.” Literally the only thing that was different from hundreds of other generic ruined areas was that this one had some slightly different generic carvings. The Zonai had as much effort put into making them interesting as if...

Don’t you love budget rereleases? Don’t you love how they almost always make the box art look worse than before? Nintendo selects, Players Choice, Greatest Hits, Platinum Hits, all of them make the boxes look worse and less uniform. But there’s one that stands above all of the others. One...

The problem is that the way I would personally want it to be designed is completely incompatible with this. If I were to redesign the dungeon, I would turn it into a roguelike-metroidvania hybrid. Make it technically possible to beat on your very first visit, only with a time limit so strict...

Amazing how they managed to get ahold of ai artwork of a guy in an electric chair a good 20 years before ai art became a thing.

Box arts can make or break a game. For the longest time they were the only way most games could ever stand out. There are some good ones out there, there are some bad ones out there. And then there are ones that are so notoriously bad that they end up being one of the most memorable things...

Today I learned that there are 2 separate musical groups named after the Windwaker. Why didn’t you Australians tell me about this? I thought your only band was the Wiggles.

Nope, they hadn’t :eyes:

People really like to ignore that the timeline has been pretty consistent for the most part. The capcom games are really the only time there’s any wild inconsistencies, and I hardly blame Nintendo for that. I’ve said it before, but the sheer severity and amount of inconsistencies in the latest...

The only reason why I’d want to get rid of the touch controls in a PH remake is because it would be a pain to get them to work on a modern console. At that point you might as well redesign the entire game while keeping the core concepts. I think I’ve said this before, but I’d want a potential...

They’re the worst addition to the series lore yet. In BotW they were a complete bag of nothing. Just a random name thrown into the game to get theorists to talk about them despite the fact that they had absolutely nothing interesting about them whatsoever. It was just yet another way BotW...

The store I work at has a YouTube channel now. https://youtu.be/oPRmYq-DHXI?si=tzzo6NlQzGBGXHlI